A lot bit naughty
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A little bit naughty. We hear it, often breathed up against the cold glass of the bakery window. when we peel back the purple wrapping like a striptease. But is it really, actually naughty. If naughty is defined as a moment of deviation from what is the correct thing, a rebellion. A bad thing. And so if everyone is exerting their worst behaviour, eating, seemingly indulgent foods.
The crack of the chocolate shard, the red lipstick, the close-up of the mouth. It was indelible. But then the off camera run to the bathroom. The unthinkable mess, the gas pains, the bloating. Not naughty anymore. Just rude.
Cacao works differently. Its flavanols improve nitric-oxide–mediated blood flow. Compounds like phenylethylamine and tyrosine gently support dopamine and desire. Magnesium and theobromine relax the body without dulling it. The effect isn’t fantasy-based arousal; it’s a physiological state of readiness—better circulation, heightened sensitivity, and sustained motivation.
That campaign firmly established chocolate as seductive: naughty, secretive, an intimate act you weren’t supposed to be seen enjoying. A little bit bad. A little bit forbidden.
milk chocolate, a little bit naughty. But is it actually naughty? And, do we really want to be a little bit naughty—or a lot bit naughty?
We’ve inherited the idea that indulgent, sensual food must exist counter to vitality. That what excites us must, by definition, cost us something. Seduction, under this logic, is only possible if the object is forbidden. Yet it’s worth remembering that whether or not one takes the story of Eden literally, the forbidden thing was a fruit.
sdfNaughty and healthy are not opposites. They recognise each other. They’ve always been acquainted. In fact, vitality requires a degree of naughtiness. Desire is not a malfunction of the body; it’s a signal of aliveness.
Raw Cacao, demonstrates this clearly. It doesn’ely on fantasy or marketing to feel sensual—it works directly on the body. Its compounds open circulation, soften the nervous system, and sharpen sensation. It doesn’t shut you down; it brings you online. That kind of embodied response can feel confronting, because to be fully “naughty” is not to indulge privately, but to be more esent, more felt, more visible.
In that sense, choosing real cacao today is quietly rebellious. Most of us are still metabolically and culturally trapped in the dietary logic of the 1990s: low-fat thinking, sugar-heavy rewards, hyper-palatable comfort dressed up as indulgence. We’re sold the image of seduction without any concern for what happens next in the body.
The Magnum ad never shows the aftermath. It doesn’t show the bloating, the gas pains, the lethargy. That’s naughty; it’s just rude. Digestive distress isn’t a sign of indulgence—it’s a sign that the body didn’t want what it was given. Having gas pains is not normal, no matter how normalised it’s become.
What’s interesting is how different the experience is when the seduction is physiological rather than symbolic. Real cacao doesn’t need recipes or ceremony to perform. You get a powder, you put it in a smoothie or nut milk, and you take it. It’s simple, almost private in its own way. There’s a slight intimacy to it—something you don’t necessarily want to be interrupted during. You keep it in a glass jar, on the top shelf, not because it’s shameful, but because it’s deliberate.
Milk chocolate, by contrast, is everywhere. It’s loud, obvious, and underwhelming. You keep needing more of it because it never quite lands. Sugar and dairy blunt cacao’s bioactive compounds, replacing sustained arousal with a quick dopamine hit followed by insulin-driven calm. It soothes and sedates. It completes the loop and tucks you in.
In that sense, cacao is actually naughtier than milk chocolate. Milk chocolate resolves desire. Cacao sustains it. One delivers comfort and closure; the other maintains tension and curiosity. One finishes the sentence. The other leaves it open.
And that distinction matters, because real naughtiness isn’t about a private cheat moment. It’s about staying alive in the body long enough to feel something real.